In high school you can’t leave class to use the bathroom because the teacher said you couldn’t
In college you can’t leave class to use the bathroom because the entire final exam will be covered while you’re gone
My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep
This penguin has higher honors than me. Did you know he was actually Knighted!!!!
is that a badge on his arm OMG
clara leaving her books all over the tardis
clara borrowing twelve’s clothes because the ship swallowed her pyjamas again
twelve helps grading papers (“you cannot give paul a+ because this is almost what happened.”)
clara making tea for twelve and makes him sit on the couch wherever he comes to her house
twelve getting ingredients from planets afar, just for clara’s soufflé
clara absent- mindedly reaching for twelve’s hand when they meet on a wednesday
and twelve”s lets her
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.