officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

October?

evilsupplyco:

If you look at the calendar and it isn’t October, did you really look at the calendar?

Does it matter?

Does anything exist?

What is time anyway?

chauvinistsushi:

lamapalooza:

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

It took me a minute

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Crab Cycle

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Crab Cycle
awwww-cute:

Her look when she wants to eat

awwww-cute:

Her look when she wants to eat

Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

doodlesbytara:

hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys